Saturday, March 07, 2009

Viral Video Idea

If you can make this video, please do so. I don't have the time or resources to do anything except write about it, and the shelf life for a joke like this to be funny is limited.

OBLIGATORY COMPANY LOGOS

FADE IN:

EXT - HILLSIDE - DAY

CLOSE-UP KID EYES

A kid puts on some goggles.

KID
Ready?

DEEPER VOICE
Ready.

A set of furry arms wraps around the kid.

KID
Let's go.

TEXT

From the director of Watchmen and 300...

...comes the greatest comic adaptation of all time.

EXT - HILLSIDE - DAY

POV from the wagon going down the hill.

The grassy hillside rushes past as a wagon races down the hill. The two voices make kind of a "who-o-o-a-a-a-a" noise as they bounce along.

POV looking at the wagon.

A boy and a tiger hit a rock in slow motion. Their velocity and force launch them into the air. They scream.

Techno music begins to blare.

As the two fly through the air in slow motion, screaming, images strobe.

SUSIE DERKINS, setting up a tea party.

THE MOM, preparing a grotesque dinner.

ROSELYN, rolling up her sleeves.

THE DAD, gritting his teeth because his car is blocked by DEFORMED SNOWMEN.

MRS. WORMWOOD, passing out a test.

SPACEMAN SPIFF, fighting for his life.

A DINOSAUR roars.

Darkness.

DAD
Calvin!

LOGO - Zach Snyder's Calvin and Hobbes.

EXT - HILLSIDE - DAY

The wagon crashes into the ground, spilling the passengers everywhere.

FADE TO BLACK.

CALVIN
Let's do that again!

2 comments:

Pamela said...

I truly wish I had a video camera and the time and money to do stuff like this. It would be fun...

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