Tuesday, February 26, 2008

How to Draw Me When I was in College

To show the world what great guys Cyber D and Guyuss Baaltar were back in 1992, I have decided to give the world instructions on how draw a picture of myself when I was in college. This way, everyone will know what type of person they were befriending when they opened their muscled arms for a warm manly-but-not-too-manly embrace.

You have to remember, the largest aspiration of my life up to and including my college years, was to become a Wookie.

How to Draw Me When I was in College

1. Draw a circle.

2. Draw lines coming every which way out from the circle.

3. Add glasses, facial hair, and a smile.

4. Flourish with color.

Now, say, "You look like an interesting guy. I will now be your friend."


NoRegrets said...

Hmmm.... how long has South Park been on the air??

Gyuss Baaltar said...

That is why we gravitated to you from the first day we walked into the dorms.

Two GQ models like myself and CyberD couldn't resist the makeover challenge.

Cyber D said...

Roberto wipes his ass with Southpark scripts.

Magnus said...

you had a superman outfit in college?

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I think an outfit with tights and a logo were an admission requirement at our school.

Magnus said...

there once was a time in my country when this was also required, but we try to forget that nowadays.

wubbahed said...

This is all lies! He never wanted to look like a wookie or even Charles Manson. His secret goal was to look like William Lee Golden, a singer in the Oak Ridge Boys. He was trying to emulate this look...

check it out