On July 17th, my little brother will have a birthday.
To celebrate, I am presenting Five Fun Facts about Wubbahed.
1. Growing up, an unnamed older sibling often told the young Wubbahed, “Mom and Dad had me and said, ‘We must have another!’ Then they had you and said, ‘We need to stop.’”
2. He has been known to abandon jigsaw puzzles with only one piece remaining. He will lose interest, slump his shoulders, and say, “Where is that !@#$%@!in’ puzzle piece?” After abandoning the puzzle, his elder, puzzle-finishing brother has been known to go, “Look at this abandoned puzzle! I wonder if this piece I magically found in my pocket will fit into it? Oh, look! I finished the puzzle.”
3. Sometimes in his Executive Suite at his big time New York ad agency, he receives letters and packages addressed to “Wubba ‘Please Call Me Silliepie’ Turnage”. His personal assistant, Waylon Smithers, hands him this mail with a quiet little, “Does this mean I can now call you ‘Silliepie,’ sir?”
4. He has very delicate skin. Sometimes even the gentle wafting of a summer breeze can cause his tender skin to bruise.
5. All of his trials and tribulations have given him character.
Happy birthday, Silliepie Williepie!
P.S. Alex, hang in there. I will respond to your blog entry next.
