And I didn't even have to be disgruntled.

I got a free Chipotle burrito today.

What happened was I ordered a carnitas (shredded pork) burrito and they didn't have any carnitas ready at the very second I ordered it.

"It will be right out, sir."

"No problem."

"It will be out in 45 seconds."

"Really, no problem."

"It will be out in 30 seconds."

"Oh, come on? You've got it timed out like that? Let's see. GO! 30. 29. 28. 27. 26. 25. 24. 23. 22. 21. 20. 19. 18. 17. 16. 15. 14. 13. 12. 11. 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! WOOHOO! YOU MADE IT! Wow! That was fun. Ok, I want it with pico de gallo, lettuce, cheese, and guacamole which I already know is extra so you don't have to ask. "

"No charge, sir. This one is on us."

"What do you mean, no charge? Here is my credit card."

"No, sir. We were not prepared, so this one is on the house."

"I know it is your policy to refund the money if a customer makes a complaint, but this isn't a complaint."

"I know. It's still on the house. Thank you, sir."

"Wow. Thanks. That's awesome. What ingredient will you be out of tomorrow?"